Get your special someone these quirky Valentine's Day gifts

Feb 13, 2019

Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, and if you still haven’t bought or made any gifts and plans for your special someone, well, we’re here to save you.

Now, we won’t give you the usual V-Day gifts because, quite frankly, they’re getting a little bit boring, and you don’t want to come off as boring, do you?

We'll give you something wilder, something quirkier, something she might not even expect, but will definitely love. Just pick one (or more) from our list, and let us save you from a V-Day disaster.

Snorlax Bean Bag

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This comes in handy when she misses your big, soft, and cuddly embrace. Now, we can’t guarantee that she won’t like cuddling with Snorlax more, but at least you made her happy. That's what's important, right?

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WHERE: ThinkGeek

PRICE: $120

*Deadpool costume not included

Chocolate Topitoffs

Morning coffee and hot chocolate can get sweeter and a whole lot more IG-worthy if you buy these. Each box contains 12 different designs but with the same chocolatey goodness. If she’s not into drinking hot stuff in the morning, you can just eat these discs.

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WHERE: Prezzybox


Face Socks

Not socks on your face, but your face on socks. You can even buy one for couples, so it doesn’t feel like you’re the only one who’s cheesy and possessive. It’s good for great laughs, too.

WHERE: Customized Socks


Premium chocolate buttholes from Edible Anus™

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Yes, you read that right—they’re chocolates molded from an actual rectum. This is perfect for your girlfriend who loves some sweet ass chocolate. If you didn’t get that pun, maybe this is not for you.

WHERE: Edible Anus™

PRICE: £24

*Guaranteed no additives

Blood Bath Shower Gel

If she's a fan of horror flicks, maybe you can get her a nice clean bag of blood to clean herself up. Don't worry, it's cherry-scented, so it won't be as disgusting or horrifying.

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WHERE: Quirks


The Sherlock Puzzle Book

If she couldn’t talk about anything else but the hit BBC show Sherlock, then this is a no-brainer. What’s more is that this could turn into one of your date nights: helping Sherlock Holmes solve some riddles and puzzles like true amateur sleuths.

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WHERE: Amazon

PRICE: $12.16

100 Kamasutra Bucket List Poster

Of course, we saved the best for last, buddy. If you and your lady friend are into experimenting in the bedroom, then this is the perfect gift for both of you. We can’t guarantee the great sex because you guys might end up just laughing at how absurd some of the positions are, and how difficult it is to try them.

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WHERE: Prezzybox


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